My new philosophy is that everybody needs a Dammit Doll. It isn’t often I come across something that screams “AWESOME” to me. A few days ago, I was shopping at our local mall with my daughter when we went into the Hallmark Store to buy a birthday card for another daughter. On our way to pay for our purchase, I happened to glance up and saw a display that made me smile, laugh a little, and as I went to put my cards down at the check-out counter, I turned back around to go take another look. It was a doll. Not just any doll. It was a DAMMIT DOLL.
THIS is my new doll -
So, here’s the deal… a Dammit Doll comes with the following saying:
Whenever things don’t go so well,
And you want to hit the wall and yell,
Here’s a little Dammit Doll,
That you can’t do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell “Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!”
Now, I’d like to demonstrate the proper use of a Dammit Doll -
So you can see… this is a MUST for every house.
I know you want one… go ahead, go buy one… or two… or three. Makes great gifts, don’t you think? Maybe the company will let me do a giveaway of one. That would be awesome!
Disclosure: I was not sent a doll, paid to write about the doll, heck, I didn’t even know these dolls existed until I was at the mall. I just happen to think they are incredibly clever (and useful) and I totally need to go get more of them for each of my daughters.
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Haha we are in slightly different worlds. I went to hallmark store and bought cute Disney dolls. Lol hallmark has something for everyone.
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That’s so funny — a friend of mine brought me back this funny looking doll from New Orleans years ago and I’ve kept it on my desk ever since, at every job I’ve ever had, and refer to it as my “dammit doll.” I stick needles in it.
Believe me, that doll has gotten a lot of use since I brought it into my world.
Lol! That’s hilarious! I’ve seen these before, maybe on Pinterest. I would want one, but I feel like my little girls might get the wrong idea when it comes to their dolls. I’d have to hide it in the bathroom, and lock the door before beating the crap out of it! I’ll keep an eye out for them. Lol!
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I had one like this years ago, when I had a really bad boss—it was more of a voodoo doll & we used to stick pins in it all the time. There was one girl who used to knock the stuffing out of it regularly too!
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