1. Shih Tzus eat their own poo.

2. I really CAN put together a 247 piece doll house.

3. All the Halloween candy in my house was hiding under Amanda’s pillow.

4. Lauryn is wickedly funny. Like, rolling on the floor laughing out loud, funny.

5. Just because Daddy is out of town doesn’t mean Mommy gets the bed to herself.

6. The upcoming year is going to be our most expensive one yet. (Hebrew school tuition, Bat Mitzvah planning, trip to NYC for wedding, trip to NYC for Blogher)

7. Next week’s Glee will be totally inappropriate for the kids.

8. Strangers think I’m a good writer. Go figure.

9. I think I missed my calling.

10. A PR pitch to write about motorcycles is definitely one I can turn down.