This is the conversation.

“Honey, do you know where the Spray ‘n Wash is?”

“It’s under the sink.”

“I don’t see it.”

Wife walks into the bathroom, opens cabinet door and pulls out the Spray ‘n Wash.

This is the conversation.

“Honey, do we have any more granola bars?”

“They’re in the kitchen drawer.”

“I don’t see them.”

Wife walks into the kitchen, opens the drawer and takes out a granola bar.

This is the conversation.

“Honey, do we have any more hummus?”

“It’s in the refrigerator.”

“I don’t see it.”

Wife walks into kitchen, open refrigerator door and takes out the hummus.

“Honey, do we have any more envelopes?”

They are in your office.

“I can’t find them.”

Wife walks into office, goes over to office supply cart and picks up envelopes.

For some unknown reason, men are completely incapable of finding things. Unless it’s some kind of construction tool hidden in the bottom of the tool box, under other tools and assorted screws and nails. In this case, the man has no problem at all moving things aside to find the item he needs. Apparently, the law prohibits him from moving aside the soap to find the Spray ‘n Wash. It prevents him from taking out the tupperware to find the stack of granola bars. It prohibits him from moving aside the orange juice so he can see the hummus. It prohibits him from moving a ream of paper to see the envelopes underneath.

Men!