The Real Housewives of the Internet

Real Housewives of the Internet:

1. Wear sweatpants and flip flops while carrying their thermal coffee cups to drop their kids off at school.

2. Sit down and check emails, tweets and Facebook before showering.

3. Write blog posts.

4. Think about sweeping, vacuuming and dusting… and then think that they are missing an important email, tweet or Facebook post.

5. Run out to do errands while the kids are at school and look in their purse a dozen times to make sure they didn’t forget their iPhone.

6. Get to school early to get a good parking spot and then sit for 1/2 hour and check emails, tweets and Facebook on their phone.

7. Give the kids a snack and then retreat into their bedroom, office, kitchen to check emails, tweets and Facebook.

8. Start dinner while catching up on the blogs they didn’t get a chance to read earlier in the day.

9. Put the kids to bed and then sit down to write blog post for tomorrow… and check emails, tweets and Facebook.

10. Get ready for bed, turn off the light and then get up again just to make sure they weren’t missing any important email, tweet or Facebook post.