So I wake up this morning and shuffle into the kitchen to feed the dog. I look up at our message board that is hanging over the dog bowl and this is what I find…
Do I really need my husband writing a list of what we should be doing today? Am I not capable of keeping my house clean and tidy? Apparently not!
Poo? Really? I know the kids are responsible for cleaning up the backyard doggie treats but IT’S RAINING!!!!!!
Rooms? When have you ever known our kids to clean up their rooms? Okay, let’s live the dream for a moment… say they clean up their rooms this morning. Spotless. No clothes or toys on the floor. Let’s say they even sweep the floors and dust. BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME TONIGHT THEY WILL BE A HORRIFIC MESS AGAIN!!!!!!!
House? I’m assuming you are referring to ME when you mention our messy house. Yes, it’s messy. I HAVE THREE CHILDREN HOME FROM SCHOOL ALL WEEK!!!!! Need I say more?
Shirts? I’m seriously thinking of having them laundered. I HATE IRONING AS MUCH AS I HATE HUSBANDS LEAVING ME MESSAGES TELLING ME TO IRON!!!!!!!
Work together? Have you totally forgotten this is YOUR family? Your kids are great at yelling, fighting, whining, complaining… and messing up their rooms. Working together? YOU MUST BE REFERRING TO YOUR “OTHER” FAMILY.
WILL OUR HOUSE BE PUT BACK TOGETHER AND SPOTLESS BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME TONIGHT??????